I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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