So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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