I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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