If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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