handjob tips. give me some.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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