He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Do vagina's smell?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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