Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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