Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize