YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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