Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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