what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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