Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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