i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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