Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
false alarm, still single
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