I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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