But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She bit a glass in half.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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