oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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