So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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