today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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