I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My liver is preforming stress tests.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
