You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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