so that wasnt chicken after all
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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