Three words: puerto rican gang bang
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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