Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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