im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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