its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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