is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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