Kareoke will never be a sober sport
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
is it fun? or sober?
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