I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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