Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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