I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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