What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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