normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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