I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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