whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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