That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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