Nicole vs. Life
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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