she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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