Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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