I bet he comes in French.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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