You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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