He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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