This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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