how hairy? two words: wookie tits
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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