The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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