we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
