Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can't talk, ducks in the car
there is glitter all over my balls
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