i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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