So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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