They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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