first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am mentally ready for anal.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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