nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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