Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
this is an emotional support booty call
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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