I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He felt like a one man threesome
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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