Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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