Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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